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My Name is Ivor, I'm an Engine Driver

Posted by JoeWigger - November 24th, 2007


Yeah, about a month ago, I made a news post about shitty submissions and spamming. That is, nobody got the joke that I have spammed newgrounds on several occasions, twice to the audio portal, and several times on clock day. But anyways, bioshock is one of the better games ever made ever. And Rock Band is more fun than a barrel full of minorities. And THE WHO is a lot better than you are. But all that aside, the new Awesome Compilation isn't nearly as good as the previous ones. And the Kitty Krew is gay.

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

My Name is Ivor, I'm an Engine Driver


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nice. shoot that doc right in the face!
and yeah kitty krew is g-hay!