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Total Medals Earned: 95 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,065 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/18/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 11/29/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 11/29/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 11/29/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Medication Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
Animal Control Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
UberPWNT Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 6/14 (125/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/20/09
10 Points
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Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/20/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/13 (75/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Zero Vengeance Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (30/430 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 3/27/12
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 3/27/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 3/27/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Can You Hear Me Now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/480 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 11/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B747 Unlocked 11/18/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 11/18/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)