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Probably the best trailer I have ever seen, but...

The author of this movie is the biggest bitch. seriously. He has a website where every couple of months, he says how "busy he is" and how "the first episode is still in production." I hate to rant like this in the review, but, he is never going to finish the first episode. EVER. It has been almost four years since this was submitted and he just obviously lost intrest a long time ago. Its too bad because this is one of the better flash movies I have ever seen. The violence, the motion blurs, the intense actions, even the sound is all top-notch. What a pity.

FUCK KITTY CREW

Although this flash itself wasn't that great, I have to give you credit for murdering the Kitty Krew. They suck major balls, and I hate the retarded people who don't blam their entries. They're just like clocks only not funny, annoying, and stupid. The flash could use work, but congradulations on murdering the Kittys.

Definetly the best one yet

The graphics are lush and incredible, and for the first time, the writing finally is on par with the visuals. But seriously, the fact that Bitey had to sneak around and live in fear of those he was so mean too provided a very intresting turning point. Maybe from now one, we will see a different side of Bitey., a wiser one.

Funny, but messed up

The final punchline was hysterical, but overall just too fucked up for my tastes.

Great

Really acurate and funny, a 9 for no scence selection because its kinda long.

Amazing

captivating, best thing on flash, this should be turned into something , big.

You bastard! You scared the shit out of everyoone

I'm sorry for the low score, i'm a big fan of your work and all, but movies like this are kinda cheap. Like an unfair scare, pretty much anybody could set up a tense scene and then make a really loud noise.

Excellent, creepy

MY dumbass brother recently wrote a review of this movie, claiming he "doesn't get it," and his review was deleted. I think that these movies are clever, creepy, and entertaining as hell. The 8th one was great too!

Excellent

Although there was some spotty writing at parts, this movie is still an awesome addition to the TANKMEN series. And in case anyone's intrested...
Number of Cock Jokes (CJs)
Tankmen 1- 9 CJs
Tankmen 1.5- 5 CJs
Tankmen 2- Only 2 CJs! Hopefully there is a Tankmen 2.5 or whatever, with more private skittles, those two guys with the arrows on their heads, and some more cock jokes.

Hysterical, Funny, Hilarious, umm....

I'm running out of good adjectives to describe these movies, so i will simply call them shit-tastic!

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